Cash on Delivery
by Michael Cooney
Eric Swan (aided by his uncle George and unbeknown to his wife, Linda) has pocketed thousands of pounds through fraudulently deceiving the department of social security. When Norman Bassett (Eric's lodger) opens the door to Mr Jenkins, the DSS inspector, deceptive mayhem follows - as do the undertaker, bereavement counsellor, psychiatrist, Norman's fiancee, a corpse, the ominous Ms Cowper and a rather rebellious washing machine. Meanwhile, a frantic Linda consults with Dr Chapman about the discovery of her husband's bra, corset and stockings (all part of Eric's swindling activities) and draws some rather comical conclusions.