by Richard Ingham
It is opening day at Ernst Edelbaum's hotel and already things are going wrong. His English niece turns out to be Leslie, a male punk, most of his guests don't arrive and the tour company are about to discover that his required wife doesn't exist. As for the guests, they all have their own problems.
This hilarious farce, complete with man in drag and indoor tobogganing, ends happily of course.